Glamour
Most Suffering For Art, If Getting Dressed Is Art
Joan of Arc. Ghandi. Rosa Parks. Another martyr has joined this fine group: Victoria Beckham. The fashion slave admits her dramatic choices in heels are torture to endure, but that it's well worth it.

"No pain, no gain, as they say," she says. "I don't mind. I will suffer. I don't wear heels every day, but when I'm out, that's how I feel confident." Posh and her shoes need to go to counselling, or watch What's Love Got To Do With It? or something, because that's not a healthy relationship.

Also in Glamour: There are no babies in the future for Ellen DeGeneres. She and her partner Portia de Rossi have decided against having kids. "We are lucky enough to be so in love, I don't want a baby," she says. "I like having all of her, and she likes having all of me." But baby Converse are so cute!

Us Weekly
Biggest Bust
One of the many unexpected consequences of the Americans invading Iraq was Bachelor villainess Vienna Girardi's breast implants. The 23-year-old's ex-husband says she gradually stole $5000 from his bank account while he was stationed in the Middle East. "She told me her dad paid for them, but the timing makes sense," he says. I don't think this was what the military had in mind when they ordered the surge.

Also in Us Weekly: Simon Cowell made Ellen Degeneres wait over an hour on her first day of American Idol judging. The 50-year-old dance enthusiast made them start the auditions without him. The woman's got coffee tables to straddle!

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