I can see staging an intervention for Donatella Versace. But do you really need to lure her in by telling her it's her daughter's 18th birthday party? That's what his craftiness Elton John did in 2004, according to the new book House of Versace.

Donatella's daughter Allegra Versace joined Elton in confronting the fashion house head about her constant cocaine use at the party. I guess Elton makes a pretty convincing case, because she hopped on a private plane that night and went to Wickenberg, Arizona rehab centre The Meadows.

Does anyone else get the impression that Elton spends as much time throwing interventions for celebrities as he does dueting with them? I mean, I'm sure he's doing good. But I'm also sure some people are like, "I don't come to your piano and tell you how to play 'Rocket Man.'"

Michael Jackson's Pet Cemetary
Michael Jackson leaves much behind to carry on his legacy. His music. His children. His unique art inserting himself into a Last Supper tableau between Albert Einstein and Walt Disney.

Alas, two of his giraffes have been attracting attention for all the wrong reasons. Rambo and JJ, who went to giraffe heaven in November and December respectively, were originally buried on the Banjoko Wildlife Preserve in Arizona where they had lived since 2006, TMZ reported.

However, they had to be exhumed after nearby residents complained that their decomposing bodies were raising a stink. They were reburied Thursday. Continued...