I'm frankly still getting over that this was even real in the first place. But the May 2010-December 2048 romance between Madonna and her 23-year-old boyfriend Jesus Luz has run its course.

While the breakup was mutual, Jesus did the dumping, the Chicago Sun Times reports. Goodbye Dolce & Gabbana campaigns, hello Chippendales calendar!

Janine Lindemulder Remains A Hot Mess
Monday wasn't a good day for Janine Lindemulder's reputation. And when you're a porn star who's done prison time, that's saying something.

The ex-wife of motorcycle enthusiast Jesse James has been fighting for custody of her daughter Sunny. The six-year-old currently lives with Jesse and his wife Sandra Bullock. But in a hearing on Monday, Jesse argued that Janine has skipped four out of her past five visitations, including Christmas. Get it together, lady!

The judge wound up giving Janine permission to call Sunny everyday, but didn't give her any visitation rights. One reason could be Janine's big mouth. Jesse was concerned that his ex is too chatty about her four month stint in prison for tax evasion.

"[Janine] has no filter on what she tells [Sunny] about prison," Jesse said in court, E! reports. "There's a lot of conversation about prison or jail and things that I don't think a 6-year-old can comprehend or process."

Yikes! This girl is lucky she has Sandy as a stepmother. Sandra can balance out all the prison chats with inspirational stories about Betty White.

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