Is Anyone Here Not Secretly Fathered By MJ?
by Ryan Porter
Diana Ross's niece claims to be long, lost daughter of Michael Jackson.
As if
Diana Ross wasn't shocked enough to be named guardian of Michael Jackson's children should his 80-year-old mother
Katherine be unable to raise them for some reason (like, say, her death). Now her 35-year-old niece is revealing the never-before-heard story that she was fathered by Diana's old
Wiz pal when he was only 17, TMZ reports.
The story is far more complicated than that, because of course it is. When this secret Jackson, who goes by the name Mocienne Petit Jackson, was nine, Katherine Jackson arranged for her to be kidnapped so she couldn't spread the story that the hardest-working asexual in music was actually her father. The seven shadowy figures behind this plot would later be MURDERED. My red flags always go off when someone claims to have solved multiple murders.
But forget the implications that Katherine is the grandmatronly version of Hannibal Lecter for now. All Mocienne is asking for is a DNA test, which really, should be more than sufficient for this particular story. In the meantime, Diana Ross will just be disowning her family. Like, more than usual.