Heidi Ditches Her Normal Friends: The Continuing Saga

Back in May, Heidi Montag announced "this is going to be the best summer of my life." Newly single after leaving husband Spencer Pratt to wallow in his homeless-person beard, she had anticipated the sexiest! summer! ever! But how things change when you lead a fast-paced life full of ill-fated projects and mentally unstable men.

With late summer looming, Laguna Beach/Hills nobody Jen Bunney has announced Heidi dropped out of their reality series without telling her. She had planned to move into a Malibu beachhouse with Jen Bunney and film a reality show that would show us the REAL Heidi, or at least the parts that aren't made of collagen.

"I heard it through other people," Jen Bunney told Radar. "She's just going through so much with her divorce and she just doesn't want to do reality television. We had a big production meeting that was scheduled for two months and I ended up having to go to the meeting alone."

But Jen isn't mad. She just wishes that weird ex-marine that Heidi moved in with immediately after ditching Spencer would keep in touch. Did I mention his name is Cougar Zank? It is. He changed it from Paul Korzenko.

"She's going through a lot but I don't understand why Cougar doesn't call or say how Heidi is," Jen told Radar. "I've been her friend for years, before she got famous, before the surgeries, before Spencer... Heidi doesn't even know that I broke up with my boyfriend."

Maybe Jen shouldn't be relying on a man named Cougar who has several DUIs, a drug bust, and a battery charge on his arrest record to arrange girl time with Heidi. It sounds like Heidi isn't grasping the concept of independence with Cougar any better than she was with Spencer.

Sure, she does have friends now, a marked change from her angry message on Twitter in May when she said gossip sources claiming to be her friends were lying because "I HAVE NO FRIENDS." But those friends are the Shannon twins, the 20-year-old Playboy models who dated 84-year-old Hugh Hefner. I guess there's something about fake boobs that really bring people together.

P.S. Spencer has a new look too. His beauty secrets? Never shaving, showering, snipping, or brushing, as popularized by Joaquin Phoenix.

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