To Love, Honour, And Commiserate Over Bill's Moonwalking
by Ryan Porter
Photo Opp.: Last Night's Big Picture.

Ok Palestine, where were we? Her mother-of-the-bride duties complete, U.S. Secretary of State
Hillary Clinton will by now have sent this Oscar de la Renta dress to the dry-cleaners and reopened her files on Apocalypse Avoidance Strategies.
As for daughter
Chelsea, the 30-year-old, clad in Vera Wang, married 32-year-old
Marc Mezvinsky in Rhinebeck, New York on Saturday. Reports suggest it was a lovely ceremony, former U.S. president
Bill Clinton's moonwalking aside.