Starving Artists

by Ryan Porter
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green share an intimate dinner for less than one.

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When its date night for Mr. and Mrs. Megan Fox, the newlyweds feast on the Posh and Katie special. That would be one salad split onto two plates.

Now before you roll your eyes (too late?), Megan and her husband of one month Brian Austin Green are more down-to-Earth than the aforementioned ruffage royalty. Instead of splashing out on the trendiest hot spot, they ate their leaves at The Cheesecake Factory, Star reports (for us Canadians, that's basically a Kelsey's).

The shared salad obviously didn't hit the spot, because they also polished off two complimentary baskets of bread. All told, they spent $8.50, or the entire profit margin of Jonah Hex. But they tipped $10, so what's not to like? See, Megan Fox isn't a bitch. She just has bitchy eyebrows.
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