Sandra Has Better Things To Take Back Than Jesse
by Ryan Porter
Like the car, the couch, the place settings, the crystal, the Oprah-brand gold toilet seat...
It would seem beautiful Oscar-winning actresses with killer senses of humour
don't have to settle for cheating bikers with a thing for white-power tattoos. Although
Life & Style gave us quite a scare last week when
Sandra's Austin neighbour said the actress (seen here with
Celine face) was getting sucked back into life with her ex
Jesse James, a source tells Radar the only love affair she's rekindling is with his three-legged dogs.
She holds a soft spot for his children too. "The only reason that Sandy gave the green light to Jesse's move to Austin was because she wants to maintain a relationship with his children," a source tells Radar. "Sandy loves those children but she has absolutely no intention of getting back together with Jesse, ever." Jesse has a 15-year-old daughter, Chandler; a 12-year-old son, Jesse Jr.; and a six-year-old daughter, Sunny, who was only a baby when Sandra got together with Jesse.
Jesse has moved into Sandra City, formerly known as Austin, Texas, to keep Sandra involved in the family, even taking his crazy porn star ex
Janine Lindemulder of
Blink 182 album cover fame to court to win the right to bring Sunny. But as for Sandra, she has way too many options to settle for a repeat performance from The Most Hated Man In The World
TM.
I think
Kate Winslet's pioneering a new version of the fabled "Oscar-r-r-r-r-r Cur-r-r-r-r-r-se." Instead of losing your husband and wailing away over it after a Best Actress win, Sandra needs to follow Kate's lead and trade a downer husband for a chiselled male model. They can't all date
Cameron Diaz! They can't!