Penélope & Javier Exchange Vows. Um, Of Silence?
by Ryan Porter
The Spanish supercouple wed weeks ago in a super covert ceremony.
Penélope Cruz and
Javier Bardem's Oscars are no longer living in sin. The couple of three years married this month at a pal's in the Bahamas,
People reports. This is when
Salma Hayek and I high five.
Only close friends and family were present, which is why it's been over a week and the blabs are just starting. Penélope, 36, wore a dress designed by her pal
John Galliano. I'm guessing it was white? Seriously, nobody even knows that about this. It's like
J.J. Abrams was their wedding planner.
Penélope and Javier first met when they worked on the 1992 Spanish film
Jamón, Jamón, which, judging from
this poster, is like a sexier version of
Babe. They've since gone on to win his 'n hers Oscars.
Javier can look forward to fielding questions about this over the next month as he promotes the
Julia Roberts movie
Eat Pray Love, out August 13. I'm expecting a lot of death stares. He's just a romantic like that!