Lindsay Approaching Jail Term With Comforting Delusions
by Ryan Porter
She's supposed to surrender to a 90-day jail term on Tuesday, but finds reassurance in the belief she can still blow it off.
I don't know what
Lindsay Lohan thinks is going to happen in the next 24 hours. Zombie apocalypse? Because she sure doesn't think she'll be going to jail on Tuesday, July 20.
Sources tell TMZ she believes her new lawyer,
O.J. Simpson's defence attorney Robert Shapiro, will be able to swing a deal that lets Lindsay go free. But that scenario is only playing out in her delusions. Robert Shapiro only agreed to represent her, he told
Us, on the condition that she obeyed the terms of her probation, including respecting her 90-day jail sentence.
Lindsay is currently in a sober-living home, Pickford Lofts, where she stays in a loft with a flatscreen TV and internet access. Basically all the comforts of home except for that room full of shoes she's hoarding. She's had a steady stream of visitors, including her mom
Dina, her sister
Ali, 16, and her ex-girlfriend,
Samantha Ronson. She also has a personal assistant on-hand who's picking up pop for her.
Dina has probably been fueling Lindsay's belief that she is too special for jail. In an interview with
In Touch, she said she didn't believe Lindsay would do jail time at all. "I don't want to speak hypothetically," she said when asked how Lindsay felt about going to jail. "Because she's not going to be in that situation."
When asked how Lindsay would cope with not smoking in jail, Dina said she would most likely go through hypnosis. "But again, we're hoping it doesn't come to that," she said. How to put this delicately? Call the hypnotist, Dina.