Leonardo Attacker No Longer Canada's Problem
by Ryan Porter
A woman accused of slashing Leonardo DiCaprio across his money-making face finally gets sent to her trial in L.A.
Leonardo DiCaprio and whoever is currently appointed to be one of his rotating supermodel girlfriends will sleep a little easier tonight. We've finally got a woman who is accused of slashing him across the face with a shard of glass from a beer bottle out of a Canadian jail and into a Californian court.
Aretha Wilson, 40, was charged with assault in 2005 after being accused of attacking Leodreamy DiDreamy at a party at
Paris Hilton ex
Rob Salomon's house. But she escaped to Canada, where she spent three years hanging out before she was busted for another assault in January 2008. Over two years later, she's finally going to trial.
According to E!, the police say Aretha didn't attack Leonardo for anything he may have said, done or filmed (cough, cough,
Quick and the Dead, cough). She actually mistook Leo for her ex-boyfriend. And that is how a dangerous, insane attack turned into the biggest compliment an ex-boyfriend could ever be given. It's an uplifting story, really.