Kate Plus 8, Plus Bears, Plus Sarah Palin
by Ryan Porter
Plus me PVR-ing this.

Two surprising revelations from the Gosselin
Plus 8 franchise: a) that show's still on, and b)
Sarah Palin is guest-starring on it.
Kate and her eight kids have flown to Alaska, where they plan to go camping,
In Touch reports. I can picture it: Kate and Sarah, sharing a tent, cuddled up in their sleeping bags, commiserating over how big of a bitch
Katie Couric is, bonding over their respective breast-implant rumours. History will remember this day.
"She's excited because it will be fun and educational for the children," a source tells
In Touch of Sarah. "Sarah will even teach Kate how to avoid bears!" I've heard raising your hands above your head so you appear larger works. Or laying down and pretending you're dead. But I think the Sarah Palin way is shooting them in the skull with a rifle.