"Jersey"'s Mike Sorrentino Too Much To Stomach
by Ryan Porter
One man can only flash his waxed, knotty abs in your face so many times before the murder fantasies set in.
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino sounds like he's getting a case of the
Diana Rosses. Since wrapping season two of
Jersey Shore, the star has been party-hopping from New York to Los Angeles to Las Vegas, lifting his shirt for all who care to see, and often for those who don't. This has
Jersey's other cast mates bristling over his domination of the spotlight, the
New York Post reports.
"The others are all aggravated by him," a Jersey insider told the
New York Post. "They can't bear his ego and that he's earning so much from deals outside the show. They feared the new season would end up being
The Situation Show, so they are relieved they've all signed again."
Considering I've seen about ten minutes of this show, and about ten thousand shots of Mike showing off The Situation, I have to agree with anonymous source. Obviously he's grating, abs aside, but who's he trying to fool? Those aren't even history's greatest abs. They're fine, but they're not amazing enough to have their own name.
Brad Pitt used to have a sexier six pack than those, and he had enough self-respect to keep them to himself, internationally famous
Vanity Fair cover aside.