Jeremy Making A Career Out Of Forced Confinement
by Ryan Porter
Sure, Jeremy London is totally sober. He's just going on "Celebrity Rehab" as a practice.
Poor
Jeremy London. First he was kidnapped by gang members. Now he's getting kidnapped by
Dr. Drew. He should have stuck with the gang members.
The
Party of Five star will be on the next season of
Celebrity Rehab, VH1 confirmed on Monday. He'll be rehab roomies with
Laguna Beach trainwreck
Jason Wahler, the world's oldest supermodel
Janice Dickinson, and homewrecker to such stars as
Tiger Woods and
David Boreanaz,
Rachel Uchitel, who will be treated for an addiction to prescription pills.
A man went to jail last month after Jeremy claimed he was one of three people who had kidnapped him and forced him to get high on meth and ecstasy. Jeremy has a long and troubled history with drugs, and no one was more vocally sceptical of his account than his own family.
"After hearing Jeremy's account of his alleged ordeal, it only brings up a million more questions about what really happened," his twin brother,
Dazed and Confused star
Jason London, told
People. Now that he's going on
Celebrity Rehab, a million questions is a conservative estimate.
The rest of this sensational summit of the world's most fascinating nobodies include '70s teen idol turned incredibly successful heroin addict
Leif Garrett, ubiquitous L.A. personality
Jason Davis (less flatteringly known as Gummi Bear), and
Frankie Lons, star of the BET reality show
Frankie & Neffe, mother of
Keyshia Cole, and one-time
Judge Joe Mathis defendant.
Tila Tequila had signed on, but was forced to drop out after an alien impregnated her with the anti-christ. The Illuminati watch
Celebrity Rehab too!