Introducing Brangelina For Four-Year-Olds

A trail of American sweethearts in his wake, Joe Jonas has moved on to someone whose heart I can totally get behind breaking: Ashley Greene. As there are so many unnecessary people in those Twilights, allow me to dumb it down (like more than usual):

A) She plays Alice Cullen, the psychic vampire sister of Edward Cullen
B) She has The Six Pence None The Richer pixie cut in the film
C) She's this

She went for dinner with the promise-keeping boy bander at London's gossipy Ivy restaurant before the Eclipse premiere on July 1. They also went to a Kings of Leon concert together, which is a little awkward, since Ashley used to date their bass player. "She was talking to the band a lot, and he was just hanging out," a source told the American edition of Ok!. Joe Jonas out of place at a Kings of Leon concert? Imagine that.

Ashley's been linked to ladyprowlers like Chace Crawford and Adrian Grenier before, but this is the first time she's dated someone who might actually consider that a second date could require pants. And while Joe has dated Taylor Swift and his current co-cover model on Teen Vogue, Demi Lovato, this is the first girl he's gone out with whose naked pics have circled the internet. So it will be interesting to see how this thing plays out. It's so Grease II!

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