Everything On MTV Separates From Everything Else
by Ryan Porter
Heidi files for divorce from Spencer while Canada's Jessi Cruickshank's leaving Dan Levy for L.A.
Spencer really did everything he could to win
Heidi back. But it looks like
screening a movie he'd made about a flirtatious lifeguard just wasn't enough. She filed for divorce on Friday. (Pause for high fives.)
Is this real yet? Who knows. But Heidi does have a lawyer talking about it. "The couple has agreed they would like their divorce to be finalized in a timely manner in an out-of-court settlement," the lawyer, Jodeane Farell, told
People. "Both parties are amicable with each other and over the possibility of finalizing their divorce."
Apparently Spencer didn't get around to looking up "amicable." He told
Us that they were divorcing because "Heidi couldn't handle King Spencer's fame so she got out of the marriage." That does explain everything, although not in the way Spencer intends it to.
Meanwhile, at home in Canada, our nation's favourite after-couple are splitting up too.
Jessi Cruickshank, who co-hosted
The Hills After Show, announced on Wednesday she was leaving MTV for a job in L.A.
"I promise not to get 10 plastic surgeries and that I will be on your TVs again in Canada very soon!" she wrote on Twitter. MTV announced that while
The After Show as we know it would be getting the ax, her co-host,
Eugene Levy descendent
Dan Levy, would be getting his own show.
Dan quickly added that "Despite the headlines,
The After Show wasn't cancelled. Our team had decided to end the show on a high note long before Jessi's move to LA." And isn't that what's
really important? Who decided to do what first?