Angelina Weighs Publicity Pros and Cons Of Strangling Publicist
by Ryan Porter
Photo Opp.: Last Night's Big Picture.
I don't know who this woman on the other end of
Angelina's stinkeye is, but I'm sure we'll find out all about her after Angelina snaps her neck in about five seconds.
Angelina's been on a punishing world tour to promote
Salt, which has taken her to Moscow, the nerd fortress of Comic-Con in San Diego, and currently Tokyo. It looks like the jet lag has finally caught up with her and she's going to have to taste human flesh before she regains her usual perky demeanour.
Meanwhile, she's unveiled a new reason to go see her latest action movie: this leg. It looks hot here. It looks better kicking spies in the face. I'm just saying.
