Um, Stork, is there something you forgot to tell us? Something about
Sandra Bullock suddenly having a
baby?
Louis Bardo Bullock, an African-American boy, is three-and-a-half and was born in New Orleans,
People reports. She's been baby shopping with
Jesse James for the past four years, and finally adopted the baby in January.
This is a bit of a shock, since I was still stuck on figuring out if Jesse is a Nazi. But don't worry--Sandra tells
People she has filed for divorce. Yay! So Sandra gets the miracle of life and Jesse gets
Bombshell McGee. That seems fair.