"'Bad Romance?' More like bad no-pants, am I right?"--
Jerry Seinfeld.
Ok, I don't know what Jerry's cracking to his wife
Jessica in front of
Gwyneth Paltrow, but let's just say it looks like a tough room. Gwyneth joined her new besties Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld at Balenciaga in the Hamptons, where Jessica was hosting a soiree for her charity Baby Buggy. The group gives baby supplies to poor moms.
Jerry needs to learn the golden rule: never hold an alcoholic beverage in a photo. Note that Gwyneth looks like pure class despite holding what appears to be a wineskin just out of frame.