Brooke Mueller, the wife of Charlie Sheen, is ready to leave that "spa" she jetted off to. Maybe it's because the Two Dreams Outer Banks complex in Corolla, North Carolina, is totally a rehab facility.

"She is just there to heal herself from all the stress," her dad, Jon Fiore, tells Radar of his daughter, who was in a high-profile domestic with Charlie on Christmas morning. "There really wasn't any kind of drugs involved. Her body was in turmoil and she had a lot of stress, so she went there to rest and get away from everything." What a rude surprise that must have been when a Narcotics Anonymous meeting broke out in her hot tub!

In an alternate version of events, Radar reports Brooke was getting drugs dropped off by friends while she was in the hospital. The same site also claimed Brooke went to rehab for alcohol and crack addictions when she was five months pregnant. Not funny!

Brooke's mom, Moira Fiore, told Access Hollywood on Wednesday that Brooke wanted to cut her stay short after just nine days because she misses her twin boys, Bob and Max, who will be one next month.

For the record, Brooke would like you to not believe everything you read. "There are so many lies out there," she tells In Touch. Since most of those lies are in In Touch, I'll take that with a grain of salt.