We should have known something was suspicious when the words "Madonna" and "dumped" were used in the same sentence.

Even though fans of intergenerational, transparent relationships of convenience were heartbroken last week to learn that Madonna and her 23-year-old Brazilian model boyfriend Jesus Luz were over, sources tell the New York Daily News the split never happened.

Madgelesus attended the U.K. premiere of Tom Ford's A Single Man together in London on Monday night, the day before the Chicago Sun-Times broke the story. "They were all over each other and were even kissing in front of everyone," a peeper who was at the film's afterparty told the News.

While Jesus left the party without her, she closed the place down alongside former Gucci mastermind-turned-film-director Tom Ford. "She looked like she wanted to talk to him before she left for the evening," the News's source says. "But there's no doubt she and Jesus were at the party together."

This sighting is bad news for Jon Kortajarena. The Spanish model, who has a bit part in A Single Man, was said to be Madonna's next boychildfriend. The Daily Mail said she was flirting "outrageously" with him, which makes it sound like there was fun fur and zebra print involved. "She is going to invite him to some social events in New York," a source tells the Mail. Oh dear. These "social events" are at the Kabbalah Centre, aren't they? Continued...