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Did "Cougar Town" Take A Pregnant Pause?
by Ryan Porter
Plus: If you ever need an exorcism, Rihanna's your gal.
Courteney Cox's dreams have come true! Not the one about riding a motorized unicycle. Oh wait, that was my dream.
Star reports that the 45-year-old has a bun in the geriatric womb (what? That's what doctors call it!).
"Courteney's telling friends she's almost three months along," a source (probably
Norman Aniston) tells
Star (via
Celebitchy). "She's been trying to get pregnant again for so long."
This would solve the great evacuation-of-
Cougar Town mystery. Right before Thanksgiving, production was shut down on Courteney's hit sitcom due to a "family emergency" involving the Cox-Arquettes.
Star reports Courteney was undergoing in vitro fertilization, and had been ordered to get bed rest.
Even though Courteney and her husband of 11 years,
David Arquette, already have a five-year-old daughter,
Coco, I really hope this is true. If only so that I can have a celebrity example of IVF that's not
Octo-Mom.
Shut Up and Drive the Devil Out! Get thee behind Ri
, Satan! Growing up in Barbados,
Rihanna witnessed many an exorcism. Mostly, they would happen at church when someone would jump out of the pew, screaming in a demon voice. "Everybody would rush toward them, pray," she told radio DJ Jojo Wright on KIIS FM (via
ONTD).
But sometimes the demons would hit a little closer to home, such as, say, in Rihanna's home. One time, when Rihanna was a kid, her mother and some women were praying in Rihanna's house and one of the girls started to scream. Rihanna and the other children were locked in a bedroom while the women prayed over the possessed woman. "It's funny now, but I swear, at the time, I was sh-tting myself," she says.
Hopefully the demons haven't latched onto Rihanna. Not that a demonic fit wouldn't have made for a fab acceptance speech at the Grammys.
Line!"IT'S FUNNY TO ME WHEN FASHION BLOGGERS DOWN OUR OUFITS AND THEN SUPER JOCK OUTLANDISH SH-T ON THE RUNWAY BUT THEN THEY DRESS MAD PRUDE AND DON'T LIVE FASHION. WE LIVE IT MAN. F-CK THAT, WE LIVE IT!!! WE LIVE IT SO HARD PEOPLE LIVE THROUGH US! WE REPRESENT YOUR INNER SPIRIT!!"
--Kanye West defends his attire on his blog. Also, he's available to let you live through him.