Brad Has All The Money He Can Take, Thanks

Brad Pitt can not be bought. Unless it's a Japanese commercial with a sumo wrestler, and then we'll talk.

The actor is so hardcore about being a dad, he blew off a $5 million payday to attend a party in Abu Dhabi and went trick-or-treating with his kids Maddox, Zahara and Shiloh in L.A. instead, Life & Style reports. $5 million is a lot of money, but then it's not every day people are giving away Oh Henry's.

Mariah Is Living Barbie's Dream
Mariah Carey needs a taste intervention. To appear at the unveiling of the Christmas lights at Westfield Mall in London, the Daily Mail reports she demanded her usual assortment of My Little Pony-esque accoutrements.

While her dreams of 20 white Cottonelle-style kittens and 100 white doves were crushed by mall health-code policies, she was blessed with a shower of pink butterfly-shaped confetti, a pink carpet, a Rolls Royce, an entourage of 15, a security detail of 80, and a magic wand to wave when it came time to light the mall. When you're Mariah, you don't have to depend on naughty or nice. You can just go over Santa's head.

Nude Moon
It's been a long, hard press tour for New Moon. That Rob Pattinson didn't go crazy sooner is really an accomplishment in itself. The Corey Haim of our generation got a girl kicked out of line at an autograph signing when he over-estimated how far she'd go to impress him.

"It was after a period of signing 500 signatures, and one of [the fans] just came up," he said on Ellen (via E! Online). "You kind of get 10 seconds with each person and you never really say anything, and I kind of got bored of saying, 'Hey, how are you doing?'"

The fan, blinded by real-life Rob, asked what she could do to get his attention, and Rob said, "Um, just take your clothes off." Unfortunately, the TwiHards are not known for their humour.

"She stood there and frantically started taking her clothes off and got dragged out of the room by security," Rob said. "I never felt more terrible." The takeaway here: never take your clothes off for a celebrity unless it is an appropriate environment, like an audition.

Line!
"This stuff is very expensive, but we made sure to always travel with it ever since Bush, the father, puked all over the prime minister in Japan."
--Hilary Clinton shares her secret weapon with Vogue: anti-nausea medication Cipro.

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