Noted exclamation mark enthusiast Perez Hilton got bitchslapped at an afterparty for the MMVAs Sunday night. He wrote on Twitter that the Black Eyed Peas'
Will.I.Am had assaulted him, with some help from his security goons.
Will.I.Am said in a
video on Dipdive.com that fans got "crazy" with Perez after he had an
Isaiah Washington moment and called Will a "faggot." What a powerful wordsmith that Perez is! Perez posted several tweets asking police to come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel, though sort of in his defense, he later clarified he'd called them before getting on Twitter. He also said he was bleeding.
Will created a Twitter account especially to address this grossness. "perez hilton is a liar," he wrote. Perez has launched his own defense via fad social networking. "There are multiple witnesses," he tweeted. "You can deny all you want. The truth is the truth and I am telling the truth."
According to Will.I.Am, the fuss started at an afterparty Will was DJing at Toronto's Ultra Supper Club.
Fergie confronted Perez about his negative take on the new Black Eyed Peas album,
The E.N.D. "Fergie then comes to me, very emotional, and that makes me emotional, because that's my sister," Will said on his Dip Dive video.
When Will saw Perez outside the club at a second afterparty, he asked him, "Can you not be blatantly rude on your website?" Loud arguing ensued, and Will says a fan got physically aggressive with Perez.
This is a true tragedy, as writing about Perez just makes him stronger, and thinking about the Black Eyed Peas makes "Boom Boom Pow" get stuck in your head. Can't we all just focus on what's really important? How many inappropriate things
Lady Gaga did to the Jonas Brothers?