Girls Gone Artistic!!! Dakota To Kiss Kristen

Pardon my barfs, but is Hollywood really expecting people to pay to watch 19-year-old Kristen Stewart makeout with 15-yar-old Dakota Fanning in Joan Jett biopic The Runaways? I'm still more comfortable with Dakota when she's taking magical adventures with a cat.

But Life & Style reports that there's a makeout scene between Kristen's Joan and Dakota's Cherie Currie in the film, which is currently in rehearsals in Hollywood. This is still the same universe where people threw a fit over Miley Cyrus showing some shoulder, right? I didn't teleport over the weekend, did I?

Boys--Sometimes A Girl Just Needs One
I may have said an unkind word or 20 billion about Britney Spears over the past few years, but that is all going to change for the next 65 words. Her oldest son, three-year-old Sean Preston, gave his pop supermom a little pep talk backstage at one of her recent concerts, Life & Style reports.

"Britney was trying on costumes and Sean said, 'Mommy, you look beautiful in your make-believe dress,'" a backstage source says. "She started to cry." Oh great, now I'm going to start to cry. It's like when you see someone barf.

Aniston, Diaz Top Prestigious "Girls Who Should Be Guy Ritchie's Girlfriend" List
Robert Downey Jr., beloved savior of every movie he's in, was not content to watch his Sherlock Holmes director Guy Ritchie miserably date a string of supermodels in the wake of his split from Malawian Supreme Court Judge Madonna. And so he set out on a tireless effort to find a suitable significant other for Guy, the National Enquirer (via Celebitchy) reports.

He sat his wife Susan Levin down and brainstormed a list of "worthy women." The top two choices wound up being Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz. I guess they were ranking them based on the odds they'd be available.

While it sure sounds like the Downey Jr.s found this charitable effort immensely rewarding, Guy's doing ok without Rob fixing him up with actresses he probably doesn't know. He was seen out with a woman in Malibu a few weeks ago. But congratulations to the National Enquirer for writing a whole story about something that isn't even happening and probably wasn't even true in the first place.  

Line!
"First, it was The Good Girl...which evolved into Rumor Has It, followed by Derailed. Then there was The Breakup. Followed by the lighter side, Friends With Money. If anyone has a movie called Everlasting Love With an Adult Stable Man, that would be great!"
--Jennifer Aniston will be here all night, folks.

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