The Jonas Brothers Don't Want Your Crap

This feels a little like revealing there's no Santa Claus or that Dolly Parton's boobs are fake, but the slowness of the news day has left me no choice.

A maid at the Toronto Four Seasons opened up a giant bag of disappointment for the ever present Jonas Brothers fans who have stood guard out front of the hotel while the Disney boys filmed Camp Rock II over the past couple months. Inside was a haul of presents the boys left behind when they jetted out of town last week.

Yes, the hard truth is that the millions of things fans give the band don't get displayed in the Art Wing at the Jonas Mansion or anything. One fan even retrieved an impressively competent hand-drawn sketch of Kevin Jonas that the maid said she'd found in the trash. "She was so upset that Kevin said he 'really liked the photo' and later.. threw it in the trash," a snitch named CG told the blog Ocean Up.

The Jonas boys left Toronto last week, posting goodbye to the city on their MySpace. "As we wind down to our final days in Toronto we can only think about all the fun times and great people we've met up here," Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas wrote, apparently simultaneously. While in Canada, they joined the Run For A Cure marathon to raise money for breast cancer research, and filmed this rap parody (hopefully it's a parody) for YouTube.

The boys did a quick swing by L.A. over the weekend, where Joe was seen, woo!, spending the night at fellow Camp Rock co-star Demi Lovato's house. They're now in Santo Domingo, The Dominican Republic, where 300 fans, 295 of which are probably teenage girls, are lurking outside their hotel. In lieu of hand-drawn sketches, may I suggest the fans bring jerky?

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